Oh hi, I'm Tristan and I communicate telepathically with bananas. 28/squid/Neptune. I like shoving my face into strange photocopiers. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
Sometimes I write interesting things here: tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.
You have to unmute the sound on this. Yuh juss haff tuh.