Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
Sometimes I write interesting things here: www.tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.
Tristan Cuschieri is a dork. HA HA HA.
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This man is my hero. Also: The other cop in the back, laughing.
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How EVERYONE feels walking away from an auto-flush toilet.
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It’s still weird to see Malcolm’s dad as such a badass in Breaking Bad.
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I wouldn’t be able to, either.
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Best way to get out of jury duty.
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Buy ALL the yogurts!
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I have no words that adequately describe how amazing this is.
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Your morning FAIL.
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The three stages of phone ownership.
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Power Rangers dance party!
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Damn floor. Always playing that damn song at the most inopportune times.
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Epic movie posters based on board games.
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A moment of silence for the camera man who died for these shots.
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Zero to Life Lesson in 60 Seconds
I had twelve consecutive epiphanies while riding the subway. I suspect that I may even have been foaming at the mouth during the seventh one.
Up, up, and awaaaaay.
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