Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
Sometimes I write interesting things here: www.tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.
Tristan Cuschieri is a dork. HA HA HA.
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Hipster printer is so mainstream now.
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Madness? THIS. IS. DATAAAAA!
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I always wonder whose kid this is, and if they know their son has become an internet meme.
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HAH. Look at the child on the right.
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Ad placement WIN.
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SHITshitSHITshitSHITshit
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Polite bears are polite.
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We have a Hulk.
(Source: mistermarvel)
Why won’t you just let me go?
(Source: realrelief)
Falcon kick!
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