Q:Are you italian?
Anonymous
No. My father is Maltese and my mother is British.
What have you been watching, R2?
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Source: awkward-elevator
Poor little dude. I have nothing witty to say here.
The poor kid looks terrified. To be fair, I’d be terrified if a white dude were coming after me like that, too.
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Source: niknak79
This, me, today.
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HAHAHA I GET IT.
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