Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
Sometimes I write interesting things here: www.tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.
Tristan Cuschieri is a dork. HA HA HA.
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I want one of these burgers.
(Source: pi4nobl4ck)
You said it, Mr. Walken.
(Source: bobchik)
First world feline problems.
(Source: jennadaily)
He’s got my vote!
(Source: jennibrown)
The most frustrating things in the world.
(Source: dan-is-the-man)
Get him, dad!
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
+10 points to life.
(Source: lionessqueenr)
The Ovengers.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Swedish movie called “Kops”? Yes. Best movie ever, tbh.
(Source: niknak79)
Good morning. Take the chipmunk’s example, and have confidence today.
(Source: pleatedjeans)
I can’t stop watching this.
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
Car wash fail.
(Source: ForGIFs.com)
I have no words for this.
(Source: zeropro)
Somebody needs to make a dubstep remix of this.
(Source: huasotrolero)
“Ninja” fail.
(Source: toptumbles.com)
