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Octopus has no balls to go to the wall with, nor any walls to go to with balls, which he does not have.

Octopus has no balls to go to the wall with, nor any walls to go to with balls, which he does not have.

(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees)

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    linda you got no balls
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    Wise words from an octopus garden.
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