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Falcon kick!
(Source: toefisch)
Doctor: I’m giving you a reflex test— *knees doctor in face* What did I tell you? NO MEANS NO!
He’s out of shape. You can actually see the doctor fly as opposed to just seeing a sudden line of smoke.
LMAOO!!! FALCON KICK!
I’d like to point out that that isn’t a Falcon Kick, it’s a Knee Cannon… Just sayin