Oh hi, I’m Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today. Sometimes I write interesting things here: www.tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.Tumblr (3.0; @tristanx)http://laughhard.tristanx.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t4j8w2iG1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>This man is my hero.  Also: The other cop in the back, laughing.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/24195598728http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/24195598728Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:39:52 -0400animatedepicwin<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l32jDleE1qz7ywso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How EVERYONE feels walking away from an auto-flush toilet.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/24126978828http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/24126978828Thu, 31 May 2012 09:16:40 -0400iron manlol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44inefKck1qfvikeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s still weird to see Malcolm’s dad as such a badass in Breaking Bad.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/24061091931http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/24061091931Wed, 30 May 2012 09:21:17 -0400breaking badlol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly5i5vse5R1qepnxno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I wouldn’t be able to, either.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/24008740754http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/24008740754Tue, 29 May 2012 15:03:27 -0400youtubelol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hormllzT1qzpzfmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best way to get out of jury duty.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23994703562http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23994703562Tue, 29 May 2012 09:08:54 -0400facebook<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dgjfMTc51qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Buy ALL the yogurts!</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23933426081http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23933426081Mon, 28 May 2012 12:03:57 -0400comiclol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4as7wztfz1qj26eao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have no words that adequately describe how amazing this is.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23907193136http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23907193136Sun, 27 May 2012 23:12:38 -0400cutelol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m47msqFL6L1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Your morning FAIL.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23731564733http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23731564733Fri, 25 May 2012 09:22:00 -0400animatedfail<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m400vlSYzT1ruv21vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The three stages of phone ownership.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23673408443http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23673408443Thu, 24 May 2012 11:04:01 -0400comic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4egjskuj81r5zq6ao1_r2_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Power Rangers dance party!</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23670207628http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23670207628Thu, 24 May 2012 09:36:01 -0400animatedpower rangers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46ip1y5c61qaaowno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Damn floor.  Always playing that damn song at the most inopportune times.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23657148627http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23657148627Thu, 24 May 2012 00:49:17 -0400lol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48k6vnKnQ1rvkt60o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48k6vnKnQ1rvkt60o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48k6vnKnQ1rvkt60o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48k6vnKnQ1rvkt60o6_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Epic movie posters based on board games.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23625465486http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23625465486Wed, 23 May 2012 16:42:32 -0400signepic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c93onY131rvz22yo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c93onY131rvz22yo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesonic-and-thewand.tumblr.com/post/23573443794/a-moment-of-silence-for-the-camera-man-who-died">thesonic-and-thewand</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A moment of silence for the camera man who died for these shots.</p> </blockquote>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23612000245http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23612000245Wed, 23 May 2012 11:59:36 -0400animatedavengers<a href="http://www.tristanx.com/zero-to-life-lesson-in-60-seconds/">Zero to Life Lesson in 60 Seconds</a>: <p><span>I had twelve consecutive epiphanies while riding the subway. I suspect that I may even have been foaming at the mouth during the seventh one.</span></p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23607458366http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23607458366Wed, 23 May 2012 09:36:10 -0400tristanx<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45j09ilz51r1ibsxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Up, up, and awaaaaay.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23606753950http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23606753950Wed, 23 May 2012 09:11:00 -0400animalslolanimated<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3fa7vXaRM1qzfebyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want one of these burgers.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23573934847http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23573934847Tue, 22 May 2012 19:44:10 -0400sign<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rxgzjd3y1r7mvdfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>You said it, Mr. Walken.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23559054327http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23559054327Tue, 22 May 2012 16:07:18 -0400cowbellanimated<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dwongdFU1qe25ajo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>First world feline problems.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23552770043http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23552770043Tue, 22 May 2012 14:06:22 -0400animals<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b5u3dvfd1qza4nno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He’s got my vote!</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23552570035http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23552570035Tue, 22 May 2012 14:01:39 -0400game of thrones<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8qudisI1r861j5o8_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8qudisI1r861j5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8qudisI1r861j5o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8qudisI1r861j5o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8qudisI1r861j5o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8qudisI1r861j5o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8qudisI1r861j5o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8qudisI1r861j5o7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p8qudisI1r861j5o9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>The most frustrating things in the world.</p>http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23541282646http://laughhard.tristanx.com/post/23541282646Tue, 22 May 2012 08:35:12 -0400infographic