Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.

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If parents were better at parenting, kids wouldn’t want to be orphans.

If parents were better at parenting, kids wouldn’t want to be orphans.

(Source: 12thblog.com)

NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN NAAN BATMAN.

(Source: bffewylion)

I’m Batman. I’m kind of a big deal in Gothan City.

I’m Batman. I’m kind of a big deal in Gothan City.

(Source: quickmeme)

Dress for the job you WANT, not the job you have.

Dress for the job you WANT, not the job you have.

(Source: twitpic.com)