Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
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Buy ALL the yogurts!
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The three stages of phone ownership.
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I have no words for this.
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Memorize these steps. Except step 6. Forget you read step 6.
(Source: pleated-jeans.com)
This is exactly what the survivors of the Titanic were thinking.
(Source: nevver)
Never forget their noble sacrifice.
(Source: midengineoffroad)
Oh Shepard, why you such a asshole.
(Source: domirine)
What about mermaids? Fish with vaginas. You know you’ve thought of it, too.
(Source: epic4chan)
Seal of Approval likes you.
(Source: phl0x)
Give the crab ALL THE THINGS.
(Source: blog.littlelovemonster.com)
LEEEROY!
(Source: classywalker)
Sorry, but that name is already taken.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Engage desk throwing procedures immediately.
(Source: finalellipsis)
Octopus has no balls to go to the wall with, nor any walls to go to with balls, which he does not have.
(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees)
Doth what she hath said.
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