Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
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Tristan Cuschieri is a dork. HA HA HA.
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I have no words that adequately describe how amazing this is.
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Get him, dad!
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+10 points to life.
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Good morning. Take the chipmunk’s example, and have confidence today.
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I can’t stop watching this.
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I have no words for this.
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That’s for damn sure.
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Check yourself before you wreck yourself, people.
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Kneel before CAT!
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Swallow it!
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Teh cute.
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Okey dokey, artichokey.
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No greater warrior has our generation ever borne witness to.
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He let the dogs out.
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