Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
Sometimes I write interesting things here: www.tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.
Tristan Cuschieri is a dork. HA HA HA.
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Never forget their noble sacrifice.
(Source: midengineoffroad)
CPR looks a lot like murder.
(Source: charlief)
Quick! Don’t let her see you.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Construction WIN.
Ad placement WIN.
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Photoshop. The Internet always knows what to do.
(Source: 0ver-doze)
Hu’s on first?
(Source: jacquesofalltrades)
Double-yoo. Tee. Eff.
(Source: iraffiruse)
It’s true that boys are dicks, sometimes. But sometimes, it’s actually the girls.
(Source: toptumbles.com)
Ninja Academy.
(Source: funnyjunk.com)
Pro tip: Alligators don’t like being pointed at.
(Source: blahblahblasphemy)
88 miles per hour! Great Scott!
(Source: verydemotivational.memebase.com)
Evacuation procedure: Remove the window, then just stand there and think about what you’ve done.
(Source: epic4chan)
No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to walk! On a separate note, it truly pains me to see such an exquisite machine in such a state.
(Source: antaria)
While you were out… Shit got serious.
(Source: fuckyeahdementia)
