Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
Sometimes I write interesting things here: www.tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.
Tristan Cuschieri is a dork. HA HA HA.
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Your morning FAIL.
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Car wash fail.
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“Ninja” fail.
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If this actually happened… <3
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Pwnage.
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Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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You did that on purpose, Ruth.
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Down for the count!
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Look at the robot.
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Kids, this is why you shouldn’t walk and BBM at the same time.
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Be nice to T-Rex. It’s hard for him to write at all. Look how many digits he did get through!
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How I feel this morning.
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Expectation vs. reality! Reality is grim.
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V-v-v-videobombed!
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SHITshitSHITshitSHITshit
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