Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
Sometimes I write interesting things here: www.tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.
Tristan Cuschieri is a dork. HA HA HA.
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How EVERYONE feels walking away from an auto-flush toilet.
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It’s still weird to see Malcolm’s dad as such a badass in Breaking Bad.
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I wouldn’t be able to, either.
(Source: gloomyteens)
Buy ALL the yogurts!
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I have no words that adequately describe how amazing this is.
(Source: meme4u)
Damn floor. Always playing that damn song at the most inopportune times.
(Source: lolbrary.com)
Up, up, and awaaaaay.
(Source: shitshilarious)
+10 points to life.
(Source: lionessqueenr)
I can’t stop watching this.
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Good morning!
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Fromage.
(Source: thedailymeme)
Check yourself before you wreck yourself, people.
(Source: damnthatswhack)
Didn’t they tell you? It only works with chocolate milkshakes.
(Source: penishole)
On the prowl. Watch out.
(Source: maruthecat)
Giraffes are heartless creatures.
(Source: geekfill.com)
