Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.

Sometimes I write interesting things here: www.tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.

 

Sweet Jesus!

Sweet Jesus!

This is probably the greatest animated GIF on the internet.

thefrogman:

How I prepared one Worfeus:
Preheat Photoshop to 350º
Mix 1 part Morpheus with 1 part Worf
Blend 1 Starfleet regulation phaser rifle with 1 Heckler & Koch MP5K
Add 2 pinches of Nerd for flavor
Stir vigorously
Bake for 3 hours
Let cool for 10 minutes
Serve with Klingon Gagh

thefrogman:

How I prepared one Worfeus:

  • Preheat Photoshop to 350º
  • Mix 1 part Morpheus with 1 part Worf
  • Blend 1 Starfleet regulation phaser rifle with 1 Heckler & Koch MP5K
  • Add 2 pinches of Nerd for flavor
  • Stir vigorously
  • Bake for 3 hours
  • Let cool for 10 minutes
  • Serve with Klingon Gagh