Oh hi, I'm Tristan Cuschieri and I can communicate telepathically with bananas. I like sentient honey roasted peanuts this week. Take a look at some of the other things I like on the web today.
Sometimes I write interesting things here: www.tristanx.com. What you see here is everything else I like.
Tristan Cuschieri is a dork. HA HA HA.
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Why can I not just LOOK AWAY?
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Eggs are complicated.
(Source: whatthebec)
He’s an orange. What?
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I’m having a ruff day, too.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I laugh every time I see this.
(Source: funnyjunk.com)
Kneel before CAT!
(Source: robstantoncook)
Sarah Jessica Parkour. WUT -.-
(Source: sainttommy)
Why the hell…
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Broccoli makes engineers nervous.
(Source: derangedpolarbear)
What happened to give Denzel Washington so much wrath?
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
GTFO of here.
(Source: toomanykids)
Is your girlfriend a… WUT -.-
(Source: boinky33)
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
(Source: youlaughyouloser)
This isn’t my bubblegum.
(Source: finalellipsis)
